Aretha

Evil

Not to be hatin' or anything, because you know I love Aretha. One of the all time greats, no doubt. But damn! Aretha. Put on some clothes! Cover as much skin as humanly possible. Don't even expose an inch if you dont need to. Because, woman, you are not lookin' good. Not only are you fat, your fat has fat. Your fingers have cellulite. You can pinch an inch on your forehead. You're sweating cottage cheese. I'm getting high cholesterol just by watching you.