Major Announcements!

Evil

Jeb Bush felt compelled to tell everyone that he's not running for the Senate. Then Chris Matthews had to set the record straight by telling everyone that he's not running for the Senate. Evil is not one to be left out. So I am writing this post to tell you Hosers and all the world that I do not intend to seek a Senate seat in 2010.

Additionally, like Bill Cowher, I do not plan to coach in the NFL in 2009.