Friday, January 09, 2009

Hosers International Conference

Evil

The Hose is one of the Internet's fast-growing websites. But our audience is largely US-based. I propose that the Hose editorial board put together a plan for international expansion. In order to do that, we probably need to hold an International Conference.

I'll throw out a suggestion: let's meet in Macau in the last-March '09 timeframe. We can huddle in a hotel room and come up with an awesome international business plan doc. Then we can go gamble. And the next day we can go to Hong Kong and eat all sorts of great food. And then after that we can go to Shanghai and get custom-tailored shirts and suits. While we wait for our suits to be made, we can go get massaged by highly-trained Chinese girls.