The President is everywhere! Last week, he went on 5 Sunday Morning talk shows. Then he showed up on Letterman.
Then he went to the United Nations, where laid the verbal smackdown on crazy people who use the UN as a forum to complain and generally go nuts.
Then he was in all night strategy sessions to decide to call Iran out on their nuclear program.
Then he went to Pittsburgh (PITTSBURGH!) for the G20 summit.
Now I read that the prez is going to Denmark next week to personally pitch the Chicago 2012 Olympic bid? I think this is one you could delegate, dude. Come On, People! Send Dr. Cosby!
Also, you look a little stressed out. Maybe call Walt "Clyde" Frazier and him for a free sample of Just For Men.
Lastly, great work on finally tracking down America's Enemy #1, Roman Polanski. Now maybe you can get the CIA to focus a little on Osama bin Laden. Or maybe not. There's that long-standing rumor that Elvis is still alive. We need to get to the bottom of that one!!!
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