Sunday, September 06, 2009

Ignorant Tennis Commentary

Evil

I know nothing at all about tennis (except that Michael Chang is the 2nd best tennis player in history, behind Rod Laver), but I don't want to feel left out so I'll weigh in with some tennis commentary...

1. Are the Russian women 'roiding? Look at this chick's arm. Those are 24 inch pythons!

2. Andy Roddick is never going to be a great player. Time for him to find a new line of work. My suggestion: porn. He already has an awesome porn name. Andy Rod-dick!

3. Why are there so many Russian women in the top tier of this sport? For that matter, why are there so many Korean women in the top tier of professional golf? Is there some sort of network effect going on, or is this just a random occurrence?