Thursday, September 17, 2009

"I'm Not Sayin'... I'm Just Sayin'..."

Evil


Ah ha! Following up on an earlier post, I think I've finally gotten to the bottom of what the phrase "I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'..." really means. I used to think it was shorthand for a self-contradicting statement. For example:

"I'm not sayin' he's a fat ass, I'm just sayin' he's a fat ass."

But no! It's really shorthand for a statement in this form:

"I'm not sayin' <harsh/blunt statment here>, I'm just sayin' <less harsh statement here>"

For example:

"I'm not sayin' he's a fat ass, I'm just sayin' that his favorite shirt is a tent."

Still, the shorthand phrase "I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'" is retarded and should not be used, EVER, unless you're trying to annoy me. Asswipes.