The Optimist - Volume 2

Oh crap. I can't believe it.

Ellen has really been named the new Idol judge? I miss Paula already. Paula was fun. She was on drugs. She had sex with contestants. She was never pitchy. She almost never knew where she was, or why she was there. And that was great.

Ellen? How can the Optimist make sense of this? What good can possibly come of this? Where is the silver lining?

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At least they didn't hire Suze Orman