From the couch

The guys on MSNBC and FoxNews have been reading Obama's pre-released speech in a hot sweat. Matthews and D-Bag are tripping over themselves calling him an alpha male and counting how many time he says "I will" and "I promise" etc.

Pat Buchanan is finally getting the skewering of John McCain he has been waiting all week for. While complimenting Obama's speech, he was quick to, more than once, highlight how Al Gore, son of Mother Gaia, rushed through his speech and to miss entirely that there were 75,000 people to play off of

Senator Durbin is on now to introduce Barack. A "Yes we can" chant just broke out.

Somebody hold me