The Hose

A Man of Limited means and talent...

can still put it on Big Dog style when he needs to.



Fill in your own backstory. Here's mine:

His suit looks sharp, but its bargain basement from a Ralph Lauren Outlet store. It was one of those rare finds. You know how it goes at the Outlets, you walk from rack to rack, sticking your hand in there and fishing about, bogarting every old lady within 5 ft of you. Most times you come empty handed, every once in a while you find a sharp pinstripe suit and somehow run out with it. The shirt looks decent too, except our hero neglects to tell anyone its a Today's Man knock off of a far more expensive shirt. The cigar is of the low end on a good brand.

The whole look costs 200 bucks at most....what a posuer

While we're on the subject, why are his eyes closed? Like I said, posuer...