off to a bad start

excited to go to LA for a long weekend of strolling around in my white linen suit and fedora.

but I'm already off to a bad start. someone on my flight barfed in the airplane bathroom before takeoff. so we were delayed 1.5 hours as the cleanup crew sanitied the place.

we were then about 60 seconds from takeoff when the girl two seats in front of me just fuckin puked all over the place.

now back at the gate and the sanitization crew is coming back in. sigh.