Sunday, March 02, 2008

Was This A Reverse Vote?

Evil

Come on, now!!! You Hosers are a funny bunch, lemme tell ya. I appreciate a good sense of humor and you've sure got one. Good one, on the recent poll. So you all think Mr. Shoulders is gonna get married next, huh? Surely, you were inspired by the American Idol-related Vote For the Worst website.

Seriously, the poll turned out in the exact reverse order of what reasonable people would, umm, reason. Mr. Shoulders is certainly not gonna get married first. He's gonna be last! He can't navigate himself into a woman's heart even with a GPS, compass, road map, wireless earpiece, and salary in the top 1% of Americans. Poor Mr. Shoulders.

And you voted for Evil Twin #1 as the second to get married. Serious? Evil Twin #2 doesn't even WANT to get married. So she wouldn't be second... she'd be second to last. (Mr. Shoulders is still the picture of ineptitude.)

At the tail end, with only 1 solitary vote, you had Evil Twin #2. Hmm... odd, considering that Evil Twin #2 is the only person on that list currently in a long term, stable relationship. Or any relationship, for that matter. I'm gonna call it: Evil Twin #2 is next! Her bachelorette party is going to be out of control.