L$$ Gr$$nwood Craps His Pants

Whoa - Lee Greenwood must be crapping his pants right now. Kristy Lee Cook, our own barrel horse riding, apple pie eating singing sensation just blew America away with "God Bless the USA" on American Idol. This is the sort of thing that musicians must dream of. Who gives a crap about Lee Greenwood? This morning, no one did. Now, everyone will. I don't know much about the economics of the music business, but I bet Lee Greenwood sure could use a royalty check these days. He should sit down tonight and write a nice long letter to Kristy thanking her for making him a star again. It's a safe bet that by this time tomorrow you won't be able to find any Lee Greenwood CDs left at your local WalMart. Maybe next week David Archuleta will drop some Glenn Campbell on us!!!