Disappointed and Confused

Many of you know that I have recently learned to play golf. KenTak3's love of the game inspired me to take lessons. I have several golf skorts and a pink hat. Further, I know how much Kentak enjoys going to the driving range with Evil, X-tian, and hopes that someday Mr. Shoulders will come along too.

I thought that golf players were serene, cerebral, and kind people, concentrating on mastering complex skills and appreciating very green scenery.

Did anyone else see this article, and is there any reasonable explanation? Do you all partake in these shenanigans at the driving range, but keep missing the birds?