Weird vs Weirder

Evil

What's weirder: that ex-Mets outfielder Lenny "Nails" Dykstra has a regular stock-picking column on TheStreet.com... or... that Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is a judge on the upcoming tech entrepreneurialism contest, You Be The VC. What's next? I'm putting my money on ex-Met free agent bust Mo Vaughn transforming into a successful housing developer in New York City. Crap, that's already happened? OK, then I'm going to put my money on ex Red Sox pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd inventing a radical new medical procedure that revolutionizes the rotator cuff surgery. This new technique will reduce the typical recovery time for Major League Baseball pitchers from 1 season down to 2 months. And appropriately, the surgery will be called "Oil Can Surgery."