Somebody Burn Boston To The Ground Already

Evil

Stop it! Stop piling on, Boston! Screw you! First the Red Sox win the world series. Then the Patriots look like they're going to go 100 straight games without a loss and beat every opponent by 12 touchdowns. Now the Boston Celtics are 8-0 to start the NBA season. If Harvard beats Yale this weekend to take the Ivy League Championship, I might have to slit my wrists.

Will somebody burn Boston to the ground already? Will a hurricane go devastate the city, please? Can we send locusts? Can we hit them with the one-two punch of civil mismanagement known as Ed Koch and David Dinkins?

What is this you say? Oh, they have Evil Twin #1 terrorizing their citizens? OK, that's pretty bad.

Correction: In my original post, the last paragraph referred to "Evil Twin #2." I really meant Evil Twin #1. That's been corrected now. Sorry to throw off the first two commenters, Dr. Cosby and Mrs. Huxtable.