Exercise In Futility?

Evil

Those of you who see me fairly regularly have probably noticed that I've been putting on weight. Here's the crazy thing... I've been working out with a personal trainer for the past year! But I just keep getting fatter and fatter. And the then other day, I finally realized what's going on. You see, my personal trainer is built just like David Wells (pictured above). And he's training me to have the same physique as him! Argh. That explains why he hardly ever has me do ab exercises. And even when he does, it's half assed crunches. But he does make me do a lot of leg stuff and upper body work, while ignoring my core. At this point, my core is almost as weak as XTIAN's morals.