Unemployment, Day 1

Evil


My trainer said, "If he were actually in good shape, I would really hate him."

I said, "Who?"

My trainer said, "Alec Baldwin. He just went down the stairs."

Like a starstruck tool, I scampered down the stairs to the weight room on the ground floor. Sure enough, there was Alec Baldwin, wearing a baseball cap and an all-black outfit. He was doing dumbell shoulder presses.

My trainer had told me before that Alec Baldwin works out at my gym, but I had never seen him. But since I didn't have work to go to today, I had my training session at 4pm, an hour when working stiffs aren't at the gym.

Turns out that Alec Baldwin lives not far from me! But he lives in a much nicer apartment... the El Dorado.