Response to "Stale Crackers"

Evil
(In response to "Stale Crackers")

if i were the typical immature, insensitive male friend, i would response to xtian's post with something along the lines of: "whoa, what's up with that post, xtian? is it that time of the month? are you depressed because you feel like your fallopian tubes are shriveling up?"

but i am indeed not that type of person, so here's what i really have to say in response to xtian's "stale crackers" post...

dude, it was only two years ago that you almost witnessed orgy's death by weed. that means two short years from now, your life might be totally different. you know... marry a white girl (because you are self-hating), making major bank even though you dont need to because your new wife will have a crapload of family money. and who knows, you might even have a "little big head" in the oven. as in a bun in the oven, not that you would put a kid in a real oven.

put yourself together, xtian. at least you're not mister shoulders!

btw- anyone who's interested, meet xtian and me at this rooftop happy hour on july 17th. watch me demonstrate my techniques in being a horrible wing man.