Feelin' Lobstery

EvilEvil has a couple of tips for those of you who are heading up to Lobsterfest...

1. Please do not eat Brad ("Mr. Balls") by mistake. Although he sports a lobstery-red complexion, he is indeed not a lobster.

2. "Crab boil"... good. "Crab boil in Xtian's pants"... bad. The first is an awesome seafood cookout. The second is literally crabs and boils in Xtian's pants.