What's XTIAN's Problem?

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I know we've all asked ourselves: What's XTIAN's problem? Or, What's wrong with XTIAN? Or, Why is XTIAN that way? It's always been one of those mysteries of life. But no more! Hosers, after some extensive Internet searching, I've finally found the medical answer. XTAIN's problem, in a word, is: Macrocephaly. This condition literally means Big Headed! Its consequences are sad, but eerily accurate:

In macrocephaly, the brain is abnormally large and brain functioning is usually abnormally slow. This generally results in some degree of mental retardation (slowness), and thus many individuals with macrocephaly have low intelligence.

Poor XTIAN. Next time you see him, be sure to be extra nice to him. And encourage all his special little accomplishments with shouts of YAAAAY!