Chubby But (Fill In The Blank)

Evil


Good news! I found my "Chubby But Cute" tshirt. But also bad news... I bought that shirt some years ago, when I was running a lot more. Since then, I must have put on 20 pounds. Now the shirt is inappropriately tight. So instead of being Chubby But Cute, it's more like Chubby But Gay.