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Knowing that you adoring fans have so much faith in what I say that you'd bet your own money on it, I've decided to give you a little treat this weekend! Go out and bet on this weekend's four football games. If you follow my advice (below), you'll end the weekend with enough freshly won cash moh-nay to buy new handbag you've been wanting, or to get that two-at-once prostitute special you've been longing for.
Without further delay, here are my picks:
 | Jaguars at Patriots (Patriots favored by 13.5) My pick: Take the Patriots to win outright. No Brainer! The spread is less than 2 TDs? The Patriots will win this game by at LEAST 10 TDs. |
| Chargers at Colts (Colts favored by 9.5) Chargers will have to play without star TE Antonio Gates. Colts have gotten no respect all season. My pick: Take the Patriots to win! Tom Brady's presence looms so large that he can beat both these teams (and Peyton Manning's fragile ego) without even being in the same stadium. |
| Seahawks at Packers (Packers favored by 7.5) Few people know that Green Bay's full team name is the "Fudge Packers." Yes, it's true. It's true. In a recent national survey, 32% of all American men said they had a man crush on Brett Favre. My pick: Take the Patriots to win! In the same survey, a full 102% of all American men said they had a man crush on Tom Brady. (And a certain Japanese-American man replied: 69 20 28 68 65 61 72 74 29 20 74 6f 6d 20 62 72 61 64 79) |
| Giants at Cowboys (Cowboys favored by 7.5) Tony Romo is a poor man's Tom Brady. Dating Jessica Simpson? C'mon! She's damaged goods AND she has zits AND her parents are crazy. My pick: Take the Patriots to win! Boston has sporting superiority, let's face it. Even if the Patriots didn't win this game, the Celtics would. And even if the Celtics didn't feel like it, the Red Sox would take it. |
So there you have it! Pick Patriots in all four games. Drop me a note on Sunday night and let me know how much you've won!
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