My Life

Evil

My mom just called. She was like, "What are you up to?" And I was like, "Nothing." Literally. I was at home doing absolutely nothing. Such is my life these days. Being jobless is weird. I wake up but I don't really have to get out of bed. I can watch as much TV as I want. I can eat whenever. I don't need to leave my apartment if I don't want to.

Although I will say that while lying in bed doing not much of anything, I had a brilliant idea. It's a new short-term feature that will be appearing on The Hose. XTIAN and I will both be contributing to it. More to come later!