Poll Results

Evil


The results of our latest poll is verrry in-ter-es-ting.

By an overwhelming majority, our readers want The Hose to endorse a presidential candidate. Frankly, I did not expect this result, much less one that is so convincing in the affirmative. The Hose has always been a fun and lighthearted blog. So why would our readers want us to do something so serious like endorse a political candidate? The only reasonable conclusion is that The Hose has reached the upper echelon of journalism. Like the editorial boards of publications such as The New York Times and The Washington Post, we at The Hose should now bear the responsibility of endorsing a presidential candidate.

The Hose editorial board (XTIAN, Mamacita, and Evil) will put our heads together at our next planning meeting and decide on some next steps.