WWJD?

Evil

This happens to me at least 4 times a week: I'm inside the elevator and just as the doors are closing, someone lunges forth and tries to get in at the last second. My reaction? Well, so as not to SEEM like an asshole, I make this motion toward the buttons on the panel as if I were trying to hit the "open" button. But I really don't and the doors close. And when they do, I relish at having saved myself 3 seconds and depriving that other person of the same 3 seconds. I mean, who can't wait 3 seconds for the next elevator to come? SHEESH!