Sunday, February 27, 2005

Actress In A Supporting Role

Evil

The Nominees are:

Cate Blanchett -- Good looking for a white woman
Laura Linney -- Laura "Plastic Face" Linney? ICK.
Virginia Madsen -- Somewhat sexy, but wide hips.
Sophie Okonedo -- Woooo
Natalie Portman -- PANTS OFF PANTS OFF

Whoa, I just realized that I didn't see any of these movies last year. Dammit, no one likes me. I can't even get a chick to go to the movies with me. Better luck this year? YAH!