Things That Make Me Say "Good Gravy"

There is an ad on CNN.com from CSX - the big train / freight company. In their ad, which I trust because I'm a High Flying Marketing Executive, they state that they can "move a ton of freight 436 miles on a single gallon of fuel" - to which I say, "Good Gravy!!!!"

I can barely move my 1/12th of a ton down the street with less than a gallon of beer or a pound of steak in my belly.