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Evil
Sigh... The Yankees lost again this year. So disappointing. So many things went wrong.

Derek Jeter, what happened to you? You were Mr. Clutch, the new Mr. October! You made everyone forget about Reggie Jackson. And now what? Grounding into double plays left and right?

A-Rod: Leave already. Opt out of your contract, please! The Mets will gladly pay you $400 million over 10 years. They'll make all sort of unnatural moves to accommodate you, like shifting David Wright to SS and shifting Jose Reyes to CF. Yes, really. The Mets have such a hard on for you.

Hideki Matsui: OMG, you shamed not only the Yankee organization, but all Japanese people. You know what you need to do now! (Try not to let it be too messy.)

Roger Clemens: You sucked in this series, but that's OK I guess. You're lie 65 years old. Oh wait, the Yankees paid you $28 million dollars this year? For that? What a rip off!

Man, I'm really bummed. But I still love the Yankees. Unless I switch to being a Mets fan!