The Hose

You know what would be a sick porno video? Christina Aguilera, Sharon Stone and Lil John! They could do something with molases and Lil John could be yelling "YEAAAAAAAAAAAH" the whole time. I always figured sharon stone would suck in bed...i dunno why...but Xtina might make someone take a dump on her.

I am not sure what gives Ashlee the right to judge what anyone is wearing...her dress looks like Jean-Paul Guiter and P Diddy got in a hissy fight with yellow paint. She looks like Jessica but only after 35 surgeries to combat the effects of a disfiguring car accident.