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PASTY WHITE BOY FROM INDIANA

This is my outdated news commentary because I am perpetually 3 days to 3 months behind the world. Anyway, Charles Barkley made an amusing comment:

"I'll tell you what was really funny was . . . we always thought it was an insult when they put (Bird) on one of us, because he was the worst defensive player ever," Barkley said.

Larry Bird is right though. The league really does need more white stars. It's interesting to note that the league's best Chinese player is far and away better than the league's best white player. Witness:



I love how Mark Madsen is totally getting mugged in that photo.