The Hose

One-Man Bukkake Show

Let me present to you a hypothetical situation that happened to (ahem) a friend of mine...A girl comes over to your (your friend's) new place but its "her" time of the month so you (your friend) is somewhat limited as to what he can do. In order to avoid paying the cleaning lady extra you (your friend) forego the normal repertoire of patented moves and you go for the old bj...you are having a grand old time and all of a sudden, there is "man juice" all over her face and breasts. You draw a couple of happy faces and stick figures with your drawing tool and then you pass her the bounty and send her to get herself cleaned up...

This aforementioned young woman then calls you the next morning and tells you that she just came from the eye doctor because some "man juice" had gotten into her right eye the night before and her eye had gotten all red and puffy.

My hypothetical question is that given the fact that she has no health insurance (damn the fact that we have no universal health care) and she had to pay close to $250 in eye drops and the doctor's visit, is my friend obligated to repay her? Are these risks she should have been aware of? Is this part of the fine print, part of the social contract? Are these occupational hazards and is therefore my friend free from any liability?

Curious in Miami...