The Hose

Evil

Some of you might be wondering's what's the latest with my nephew, Jason. You know, the emotionally-scarred-by-parents, unhealthy-relationship-with-food, emotionally-withdrawn kid. Well, my sister reports that Jason was caught hitting another kid in daycare because the other kid tried to take his sippy cup. Jason's favorite word is "NO!", which he uses in almost all contexts, but maybe that's because he only knows two words (the other is "Daddy"). The kid hasn't learned how to say "Mommy" yet, which I think is hilarious.