The Hose

Evil

Go Pistons! Who's better than Ben Wallace? Nobody!

I am a little disappointed that the NBA Finals are on ABC. I liked it much better when the earlier rounds were on NBC, or whatever network has Marv Albert and Mike Fratello. I love it during Laker games when Kobe drives to the hoop and the announcer shouts, "WHAT GREAT PENETRATION BY KOBE!" It gives me the mental image that Marv and The Czar are doing play-by-play for a Kobe rape scene. That shit cracks me up every time.

(The above is funny all around, besides just the Kobe/rape thing... Marv Albert and sexual deviance is a winner every time. And imagine The Czar telestrating a rape. This could be an edgy SNL skit, if SNL were an x-rated show.)