The Hose

The one funny line of the night so far

After a rousing speech by Erroll Morris where he likened the situation in Iraq to the "rabbit hole" that was vietnam" Bill turns to the screen and deadpans "I can't wait till they do his tax return' - Good line

The president of the Academy comes out, poops himself, mispronounces "Atticus' four times and then drifts into dementia. Its the most gripping 10 minutes of television ever.