The Hose

And we're back....
Queen Latifah comes out, I wretch and then she introduces X-Tina who treats us to Beautiful. I feel compelled to look at myself in the mirror proudly.

She is wearing a lot of clothes right now, probably encouraging us to focus on her voice rather than her ass...

What's with the lighting? Is she sporting a bunch of zits right now or is someone asleep at the wheel in the booth?

John Mayer and "From the Whole Ten Yards" Matthew Perry, is that a joke about Friends being over?

Beck has a serious trouble with his microphone and says something like
"ladies and gentleman, Jesus and Children of America...The White Stripes"

Jack White has his guitar tuned wierd and there is a timing issue between something and something else...fire someone please? Meg looks hot...really hot...plastic surgery?

Joe Perry made a deal with the devil when? Is he Dorian Grey? Is Steven his portrait? They and BB King present the rap grammy for my benefit. Juxtaposition amuses me. Outkast is lost somewhere and the camera does not know where to cut to...hahah...only dre comes up...where's big boi? did he refuse to come up because they only shouted out the Love Below?