The Hose

Evil

MISOGYNY?

EVIL: i called my cleaning lady and asked when she could come clean
EVIL: and she was like
EVIL: "saturday ok?"
EVIL: i was like, "i guess"

DangerZ: heh.. why do you need a cleaning lady?

EVIL: dude

DangerZ: you're already a cleaning lady!

EVIL: because cleaning is hard work
EVIL: why am i already a cleaning lady?
EVIL: that makes no sense?

DangerZ: your place across from McBain was always so spick/span

EVIL: cleaning has bad ROI
EVIL: same thing for doing my own laundry
EVIL: it's all about outsourcing

DangerZ: good for you!?

EVIL: see you are smart
EVIL: because you either gotta outsource or get married
EVIL: hahahaa
EVIL: why couldnt this be like 1950 all over again

DangerZ: no, you live the life of a bachelor, no worries, you can do anything you want!

EVIL: i wonder what it was like back then
EVIL: when you could marry a woman and then all of a sudden she does all of your housework and whatnot
EVIL: that's a wild thought
EVIL: maybe i should move to china
EVIL: i bet i could still get that sort of deal there
EVIL: altho i would want to marry a girl with good teeth

DangerZ: well, back then, you were never supposed to do your housecleaning,
DangerZ: you stayed at home until you got married

EVIL: damn, what a life
EVIL: seamless transition from mom to wife