The Hose

Evil

Peter Jackson, a fat woman, and a homeless woman just won for best adaptation. Peter Jackson didn't even make an effort for the Oscars. He put on a tuxedo and all, but dude, button the top button of your shirt and don't wear that tie all loosened up like you just got back home from a long day at the office.

Toby McGuire comes out to present... err... he came out to present two presenters. Weird. Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon come out. They give Sofia Coppola some award. I feel like I'm in a coma. Nothing matters to me anymore.