Sunday, February 08, 2004

Gwen Stefani and Quentin Tarrantino welcome us here...and point out that its the twentieth anniversary of "Purple Rain" which also means its the 20th anniversary of me seeing my first naked movie boob (APOLLONIA!!!!!!!!!) Quentin is trying to do a ghetto thing with his voice. It sucks and i want to hit him...

Beyonce comes out, looking tired and worn and thanks all 20 peole involved in writing her album

We cut to Ellen Degeneres who does a stuttering Woody Allen thing, not funny...

She cuts to a Beatles tribute by Sting, Vince Gill, Dave Matthews and Pharrell????????

WHAT???

Luckily Pharrell and his weak voice play the part of Ringo. But is Sting then John, George? Should Vince GIll mix in a salad from time to time?