The Hose

Evil

Okay, okay, I get the point. The Lord of the Rings will win every f'ing technical award out there. Film Editing. Sound Mixing. Making People Look Like Hobbits. C'mon, can we fast forward through the 45 remaining technical awards?

Hey, did anyone notice that Julianne Moore's boobs are not up to par? I mean, this is the Oscars. Make your boobs look better. On the other hand, Diane Lane's cans were super hot. It make me sweat a bit.