The Hose

The Simple Life

Couple of points I came up with:
(1) Pretty, rich girls are pretty boring
(2) Ugly, rich girls are mind numbingly so
(3) Hicks, being poor, probably under-educated, and probably beaten by life, are just not funny
(4) Just because you go to Regis, doesn't mean you're smart. Evil, who went to Stuy, has probably believed this for quite some time.
(5) Paris like Jessica Simpson before her, is pretty dumb, but unlike JS, she is someone that's really easy to hate.
(6) Paris is really pretty but has an unattractive ass, because its so flat. She has a pretty face but man her legs are like bow-legged

I am thru watching until someone double teams a farm hand or a farm animal!