The Hose

I spent thursday, friday and saturday in close proximty to a number of people of had the "flu". I never stood a chance.

That's my problem with these people. They just don't know how to be sick.
When you're sick. Do the following

(1) Close all your windows and put up heavy blinds. In a pinch, feel free to use heavy blankets
(2) Put on ill fitting sweat pants. Not like wind pants or anything you would wear out to a book store. Sweatpants, the sort of thing that you would put on if you wanted to fit in at wal-mart
(3) lay in bed, all day, with nothing more than a few bottles of water, some boxes of tissues and buckets...many buckets.

What you should not do, is
(1) show up to a group meetings and liberally handle all sorts of calculators, laptops and writing instruments that your classmates might be using.
(2) Do not, show up a party, get ripped and liberally sniffle in front of everyone you talk to
(3) Basically, please just stay away from me.

I am going to go lie down somewhere in the dark....