The Hose

Evil
I really can't think of a gayer thing for X-TIAN and SLEEVE to do than to think about me spanking my monkey. In any event, do need clarification on one thing X-TIAN posted:

Evil has been abstaining from not masturbating for about 10 years.

Did you mean to have that "not" in there? Because I don't really understand what you're trying to say.

On an unrelated note... the NYC Marathon is this Sunday. I'm considering fasting from now until then just to clear up my entire intestinal tract. I don't want any weird accidents at mile #22 or whatnot.