The Hose

Evil has been abstaining from not masturbating for about 10 years. I know for reasons I would rather not get into right now.

Evil does have a good point though, Jane Campion's new film In the Cut apparently stars Meg Ryan's feet not Meg Ryan as the trailer would lead you to believe...kinky.

Additionally, American Psycho was directed by Mary Herron and I can't think of a more erotic movie from the last ten years...