The Hose

Evil

BASEBALL RECAP

The Yankees couldn't manage to score more than 0 runs last night? That reminds me of Winter 2002, when I couldn't manage to roll out of bed anytime before 11:30am. Rough patch. That's what happened to the Yankees.

Joe Torre should have called on me to pinch hit. I could have driven in a run or two. I'm sorry to disappoint everyone who was looking for me to get in the game. Actually, I was also surprised that X-TIAN didn't get any game action for the Marlins, seeing as he's a flexible switch hitter and all. (Yes, X-TIAN plays for the other team.)

Oh well. Whatever. The Yankees will re-sign Paul O'Neill and everything will be alright again.