Dear You Know Who You Are:
I want to buy this item from you that you have. I tried to buy it at SwankyStore's website since you recommended, and thought it was a successful sale, but SwankyStore has now just outright cancelled my order, since there are no more of these in stock. You must have bought the last one.
I am not happy.
I have decided that you do not need this item, as you have many other options. So, are you going to sell me this at discounted market value or do I need to come to see you and beat you up to get it?
Love, Mamacita
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