Manolo's Animal Trivia

* When a girafee's baby is born, it normally falls from a height of six feet without being hurt. I am sad to report that the same thing can't be said for the time DullerBiatch got dropped on his head.

* Camels have three eyelids on each eye. They also have two testicles which is two more than DullerBiatch has...

* A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. I really don't know how Evil has survived this long.

* A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. I apologize Evil...I didn't know you were either a goldfish or pregnant...

* Cats have over 100 vocal sounds while dogs have only about 10. Xtian makes over 500 vocal sounds as he cries himself to sleep every night...

* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out...and Xtian can't get an erection...