The Hose

Erections I have dealt with in the last month that can't really be explained simply

(1) Walking down the street in Atlanta, while hearing someone describe her experience seeing "The School of Athens"
(2) Standing outside the drive thru of a McDonalds ordering a McFlurry
(3) Sitting in apt watching someone watch Nip/Tuck across the street
(4) While prepping a wall for painting, I saw a deer
(5) Hearing a friend of mine describe getting fit for a wedding dress
(6) Unpacking a TV that my bro shipped to me from Florida