The Hose

Did the Red Sox actually Win the World Series???

Well, it finally happened...being a Yankee fan I was shocked when they beat NY in the ALCS but the fact that they just swept the Cards is an indication that the inevitable is happening.

Hell is freezing over...the world is going to end...

As a result, after some consultation via IM with a lawyer, I have taken the liberty of drafting an online last will and testament for members and readers of the Hose..

To Charles - A hug and a kiss (perhaps he will stop hating himself and white people and muslims and jews and hispanics and asians and everybody else so much. You have to start by loving yourself...I mean emotionally and not the physical way you do 4-5 times a day)

To Jweb - I leave him my 40 GB porno collection. (That man has his priorities straight...)

To Rina - Front seat at my funeral (Pretend we did it and it was good)

To Balls - To my freaking bastard irish white boy from boston I leave him a big FUCK U!

To RadicalVirgoChick - An invitation to spend our last days on Earth doing it...with me of course.

To Sleeve, Cheo, and other assorted readers - I am not giving you anything since I ran out of stuff BUT I will leave you with the admiration and respect that you already have for me...

To Xtian - I give him ALL my voting / non-voting shares of the Hose Inc. giving him majority control of the stock and full management control...

To the future Mrs. Evil - My approval and blessing in their holy union. Also, some cream to take care of that rash of his...

To Evil - I leave him Xtian (Editor's Note: Evil doesn't want him and gave him back. If no one claims him soon, he will have to be put down)