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They were showing the women's Olympic Tae Kwon Do competition on CNBC. If you're like me and not very familiar with Tae Kwon Do, let me catch you up quickly: this is a martial arts discipline that involves a lot of kicking. Specifically, a lot of kicking of your opponent's crotch area. How insane is that.



Being a dude, I'm not exactly sure how it feels for a woman to get kicked in the coochie, but I imagine it couldn't feel great. The weird thing about watching the TKD competition is that those chicks didn't even flinch. They just kept coming out with more kicks -- thereby exposing their coochie area again -- and then getting kicked all over again. I am baffled. Someone who owns a coochie please clear things up for me.