The Hose

Evil

EVIL: i watched about 6 hours of VH1 yesterday
EVIL: getting myself pumped up

XTIAN: heh

EVIL: HAHA

XTIAN: who's funnier, [The Bumpasaurus] or the Jesse Klien?
XTIAN: Who funnier, you or christian finnegan

EVIL: who's jesse klien?
EVIL: yo man

XTIAN: who's funnier, me or sharrod small

EVIL: do you krump?

XTIAN: i did a little on thursday

EVIL: there's no reason why i cant be on best week ever
EVIL: you know who my character will be?

XTIAN: i was cruising in the Jetta with 19 dudes
XTIAN: that was clowny

EVIL: i will be the creepy dude who Google-stalks people and celebs

XTIAN: google stalks?

EVIL: your character will essentially be The Man

XTIAN: you know who's not funny?

EVIL: how gay is it to be in a jetta with 19 dudes?

XTIAN: the guy with the gap in his teeth
XTIAN: jim sheer?
XTIAN: not sure

EVIL: i watched the new George Michael behind the music

XTIAN: you could be on Best Week Ever over him

EVIL: i was thinking exactly the same thing
EVIL: i saw him and was like
EVIL: whoa, i am better than him
EVIL: there a chick that looks like natalie portman's sister

XTIAN: you're not better than Miss Info though
XTIAN: that's Jessie Klien
XTIAN: she's hot

EVIL: the best week ever doesnt have the techno geek representation
EVIL: there is a slot there for one or both of us
EVIL: hey, you know what

XTIAN: what about "The Modern Humorist"

EVIL: have you ever thought of yourself as a brand?

XTIAN: they are techno geeky
XTIAN: all the time

EVIL: if you're a brand, what would your tagline be?
EVIL: i thought of my tagline over the weekend?
EVIL: it's perfect
EVIL: my tagline is "creepy but loveable"
EVIL: how great is that
EVIL: that is perfect for Vh1

XTIAN: thats a good tagline
XTIAN: almost true except for the last part

EVIL: dude, the public will love me
EVIL: you're just pre-jealous

XTIAN: i am telling you
XTIAN: we could be the modern humorist

EVIL: i know

XTIAN: but with less/more homo-erotic undertones
XTIAN: depending on the day

EVIL: hey, it's 9:12am
EVIL: i have to work
EVIL: haha
EVIL: later

XTIAN: me too